If you’re not watching Weeds, you should be. I give it my Official Donna Stamp of Approval, and since I only actually watch three shows (the other two are House & Scrubs — I’m a fan of one-word titles, it saves my typing for more important things, like babbling on about one word titles), that [...]
Archive for November, 2007
Conversations with a Torturer Cat
November 29th, 2007
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Dog: May I come out of the bathroom? Cat: No. Dog: Please? I won’t bother you. I’ll just go back to my room. Cat: No. Dog: Um, ok. I’m just going to try to slip by you here… Cat: *hiss* *swipe* *claw* Dog: Ok, ok! I’m staying in the bathroom. That’s okay. I’m just going [...]
Perhaps I should cut back?
November 28th, 2007
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Maybe I’ve been playing a little too much warcraft: When I shut my eyes, I can see my HUD (read: heads up display — an add on I use to display my health and the health of whatever I have selected right in front of me, instead of off on the side of the screen.) [...]
Let’s do it like a druid in the general channel
November 27th, 2007
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I haven’t had such a hard time not bursting out laughing at work in a while. Non-warcrafters won’t really get it, but for the rest of you… Hard Like Heroic. (Link courtesy of one of my guildmates.)
Overestimating
November 27th, 2007
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Dear Self, Things you cannot do: – Go to bed at 12:30am, get up at 6:30am and function well. Or 7:30am. Hell, even 8:30am. – Drink a “venti” chai eggnog latte without getting sick. Stop thinking that these things will just magically resolve themselves. They never, ever do, you wind up sick and exhausted. EVERY. [...]
Attack of the killer cars
November 26th, 2007
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I can’t decide if I should feel justified for yelling at someone who ran a stop sign (thereby nearly running me over) or sorry for scaring the hell out of a nice little old lady who likely wasn’t expecting me to start yelling into her open window. Eh, I’m going with justified. I don’t like [...]
Things I did this morning.
November 21st, 2007
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- Spent $550 on my dog. Along with the $230 I spent on her last week, this has been an expensive dog month. – Walked home from Douglas Park (about 15 blocks or so) with a loose leash (ie, Justice right at my side) the whole way. Even when we saw the squirrel only about [...]
Conversations with a Dog
November 21st, 2007
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Dog: I LOVE THE CAT! Cat: What is this beast you have brought into my domicile? What have you allowed to cross my threshold? Dog: LET’S BE FRIENDS FOREVER! Cat: *hiss* *swipe* *claw* Dog: So… that’s a no?
Conversations with a Hungry Cat
November 20th, 2007
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Cat: Open this bag of food for me. Me: No, you’ve got a bowl of food, and a half full bag of the other stuff. Cat: This stuff is better. Me: How do you know? You’ve never even tried it. Cat: I can tell. It is not The Other Stuff, and is therefore better. Me: [...]