Archive for July, 2007
This is how to spend a lunch break
1. Play fetch with your dog in an office that is much larger than your apartment, meaning there’s plenty of room for her to run up and down the hall like a loon 2. Play Super Paper Mario while aforementioned dog demolishes a nylabone. I might just get used to this working on weekends thing [...]
An update
More things that Justice has mistaken for a bird: A leaf blowing in the wind Her own ball the Skytrain No, I swear, she really is quite smart… And currently curled up under my desk at work. How cute is that?
These shoes rock.
This post has nothing to do with Justice’s butt. I just liked the picture. To my great shame, I am now the not-so-proud owner of a pair of knock-off crocs. And they’re the most comfortable shoes I’ve ever owned. Curses. They’re also lime green and hideous. I plan on mostly wearing them while walking the [...]
Welcome to the land of unsolicited advice from strangers
I’ve heard of the phenomena that causes perfect strangers to give advice to people about their children. “Oh, you shouldn’t let them suck their thumbs, it makes them grow up into psycho killers.” “Oh, you cosleep? I thought everybody knew that children who cosleep end up murdering their parents.” That sort of thing. Evidently this [...]
Boomsky
The fireworks tonight were absolutely spectacular. The finale is possibly one of the best fireworks displays I’ve ever seen. Good job, Spain!
Day of Destruction
What do the following have in common? – A green Pooh pillow – A pair of Joe Boxer panties – my microphone/headset for talking to Warcraft Guildmates on Vent – The silly yarn I had tied around my stuffed Poohbear Give up? All of these items were destroyed by my silly dog. Ack. The headset [...]
What the…
How exactly does one mistake “double quarter pounder” for “ten piece mcnuggets”? Damnit. McNuggets are easily eaten on the bus. Quarter pounder, not so much. Bah.
Best Personals Ad Response Ever
hi, my name is don . im 37 but look more like 36. [cut] The worst part is, I can’t tell if he’s trying to be funny or not. The rest of the message was very serious. Ah, the internet. How I love it.
Schmappy
So, I woke up this morning to this email via Flickr… Hi Donna, I am writing to let you know that one of your photos has been short-listed for inclusion in the third edition of our Schmap Vancouver Guide, to be published early in August. [link removed] Clicking this link will take you to a [...]