Me: Fine, you may sit in my lap, if you’ll only stop annoying me. Cat: Good. This is where I belong. Me: Just sit there and be quiet and don’t bug me. Cat: *kneads claws into sweater* Me: You’ve … you’ve just ruined my sweater. Cat: I didn’t like it anyway. Me: *punt*
Archive for June, 2007
Oh what a thing to have done, and it was all yellow.
June 23rd, 2007
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I have paint in places where there should be no paint. And tomorrow, I get to do it again!
In which we discover how good a pound of bacon can be.
June 21st, 2007
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I was reminded that I never actually posted the recipe for my (ok, my moms) bacon/broccoli salad last year. Since MeatFest is next weekend, now seems like a good time to post it. I’ve already got it reserved for every MeatFest until the end of time, so I don’t have to worry about competition. It’s [...]
Care & Feeding of your new Donna
June 21st, 2007
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I’ve often thought that I should come with an instruction manual, like one that you might buy along with your new puppy. But, nobody’s going to write such a thing, so I’ll write it for myself. Here’s the fun thing about websites: 10 years ago, I could have written this, and nobody in their right [...]
for sale: one cat, slightly used
June 21st, 2007
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if someone offered me a single cheeto in exchange for Liam right now, I’m pretty sure I would take them up on it. You know, this is one of the reasons I’m single: I cannot STAND being around needy people. Instead, I’m stuck with a needy cat. gaaah!
Little things
June 20th, 2007
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One of the ways I’m trying to save money these days is with food. And it makes sense. I dislike food. I mean, I think food tastes fine, and some food even tastes faboo, but overall… food is for survival and to keep me from feeling hungry and/or gross. If I could get perfect nutrition [...]
Want.
June 20th, 2007
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I would like one of these, please. If anyone’s seen ‘em locally… let me know!
Marmots Away
June 20th, 2007
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Jenn has been safely stuffed into the airport, and so long as she doesn’t hyperventilate and get brought home by the nice men in white coats… Party in the Marmot’s Room! Who’s in?
I dislike 6am.
June 20th, 2007
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I dreamed I was a lawyer. So I had to get up. I mean seriously, a lawyer? Gah!
Conversations with a Cat while I’m napping
June 18th, 2007
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The scene: I’m in my bedroom, napping in the afternoon. I’ve left my door open a crack. Cat: *sticks cold & wet nose into face* Me: *wakes up* GAH! *splutter* Cat: Love me. Me: Your nose is cold and wet! Cat: The better to wake you up with. Me: Oh ick, I have cat snot [...]