Archive for May 31st, 2007

Koi

This isn’t any sort of slag against them, since they’re generally really pretty… …but why do so many people have koi fish tattoos?

Conversations with a Bully Cat

The Scene: Lying on the couch, and I’ve actually encouraged one of the cats to come sit with me. Hey, he’s warm. After a few minutes of quiet kitty cuddling… Second Cat: *slap* First Cat: *runs away* Me: Hey! Jerk. Second Cat: You should not be paying attention to him. I am in the room. [...]

I swear I’ve never said this…

“I don’t need to go to the grocery store. I have a friend who’s a mage.” God help you if you get that.