Archive for May 22nd, 2007

In May? How could it be?

I just found 6 cadbury creme eggs. I LOVE today. Even if I can’t sew worth shit… (er, no, these are not related items.) Update: I may have this sewing thing down. Or at least, the ridiculously easy square that I’m trying to get sewn around the edges. Only took two hours! Now to attach [...]

CUT HAIR NOT WRISTS

Good news! The media has caught up with the EMO CULTURE. Our news team began their study of emo culture on the internet, where we quickly found hundreds of sites dedicated to teaching kids what emo is and how to be it. One site instructs, “dye your hair black. Style it in the gunshot wound [...]

Really need to get in better shape

My calves are STILL sore from all the walking I did on Saturday. This annoys me. I walk quite a lot — I don’t have a car, so I have to. And I even enjoy it. But evidently not enough, or this wouldn’t hurt. I don’t really have any problem with the pain. In the [...]