Rat: He’s looking at me again. Me: Who? Rat: The Cat. Me: It’s okay, he can’t touch you. Rat: May I eat him? Me: Uh… no. For one, he’s about 20 times your size. Rat: I can take him. Me: I’m going to stick with no. Rat: I can totally take him.
Archive for May 21st, 2007
Conversations with an entirely different website
May 21st, 2007
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Launching today: http://www.conversationswithacat.com/ Although, since you’re reading this site, you’ll get exactly the same conversationally-inclined posts, as that site simply syndicates them from this one. So you don’t really need to change anything. But if you’re sick to death of listening to me ramble, but still want to read about the Dumb Things Jenn’s cats [...]
Conversations with a Cat in the Kitchen
May 21st, 2007
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Cat: Are you making dinner? Me: Yes. Cat: Give me some. Me: No. Cat: Give me some now. Me: No, it’s my dinner. Go get your own. Cat: If you do not, I will wind my way through your legs until you fall down. Then, while you lie there, I shall eat your face. Me: [...]