Archive for May 20th, 2007

Call me a prude, but I don’t think the word “commode” should be used in reference to any portion of my sex life

For those of you racking up the frequent flyer miles but just can’t figure out what to do with your partner on a plane… good news! There’s a website for everything. With a description like that, the “not safe for work if your employers would be weirded out by you looking at vague technical drawings [...]

In which a marmot is put in a room with small children

“Jenn! Wanna come out to the rodeo this weekend? There are rides! And cows! And some of my family… including my sister… and some young cousins…” “I’m not going to be expected to like, look after any of these kids, right?” “Oh, of course not. Between all of the real adults there, we’ll have them [...]