Entrelac may actually be proof that god exists. It’s amazing! I follow the pattern, and think to myself “What the fuck? There’s no way this can work. It’s a giant mess!” and then… it WORKS! I’ll post pictures eventually. It’s for a present, though… so maybe not for a while.
Archive for May 15th, 2007
Conversations with another cat found where no cat should be
May 15th, 2007
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Me: Why are you in my room? Cat: She Who Feeds Me has done the unspeakable. Me: Oh? Cat: She has invited a STRANGER into MY ROOM. Me: I think you’ll find that that’s actually her room. Cat: Poppycock. All rooms are my room. Including this one. Me: Yeah, about that… Cat: There should be [...]
And to be less serious…
May 15th, 2007
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Q. What’s a pirates favorite letter? A. Arrrrr! Just waiting for the bad joke police to show up…
Rudeness
May 15th, 2007
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So, I’m waiting in line at Subway today, and a guy walks in, looking slightly flustered, and asks — quite politely, but slightly urgently — if he can use the bathroom. “Customer use only.” “I have a medical condition.” One of the Sandwich Artists seemed ready to give him the key. The other one glares [...]
Meta-conversations
May 15th, 2007
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Last night, I was trying to figure out exactly how much material I have with Jenn’s cats, and how long I can keep the “Conversations” going. I like writing them, and Jenn thinks they’re hysterical, therefore: success! And then I thought “I should write a BOOK of these! But really, how much can I write [...]