Me: Why are you in my room? Cat: I like it here. Me: You’re not welcome here. Cat: I am Cat. I am welcome everywhere. Me: You’re shedding on my bed. Cat: Cat hair is pleasant. You are lucky to have it. Me: *punt*
Archive for May 14th, 2007
please to be not peeking behind the curtain
May 14th, 2007
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mucking with things. please stand by and ignore anything weird. Update: We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem. You may notice a teeny new feature, as requested by the lovely Yvonne — a subscription manager. Now, if you choose, you can be emailed [...]
awake donna has run out of awake
May 14th, 2007
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This sums up my morning. I’m quiet today. Mostly because if I start talking, the seething pissed offedness is going to come out. As it is, the pissed offedness is sitting pretty, and I’m able to function. This may cease if I open my mouth. Things that have happened today: – My digestive system is [...]
It’s funny because it sort of true.
May 14th, 2007
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What? It’s good to be conceited, right? Although really, it’s not so much “up” trading as “side” trading.
Conversations with a Toilet Cat
May 14th, 2007
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Me: Why are you wet? Cat: I’m not wet. Me: You’re leaving footprints on my desk. Cat: Oh, that wet. Me: Yeah. Why? Cat: It was very serious. Me: What was? Cat: I had to splash in the toilet. Me: Why, exactly? Cat: It was very important. Me: I have a strict rule about toilet [...]