You know, I get the impression that only Jenn & I will find this funny, but holy crap do we ever find it funny.
I present to you: A story in pictures, about my roommate — the soulless, alcoholic marmot:
The Marmot takes a sip straight from the bottle, as she’s been doing every night this week.
The Marmot accidentally swills more than she expected.
"Oh my!" the soulless Marmot exclaims. "That was stronger than I thought!"
"My tongue! It buuuurns!"
"Oh Vodka. Why hast thou forsaken me? I am but a sad and soulless marmot…"
Hee. My roommate? Awesome’ness.
The commentary is a BIT off — the nightly vodka drinking didn’t start til Tuesday. She’s been drinking heavily for FOUR days straight, not five! I mean, let’s not be ridiculous.
Unfortunately, once she sees this, I may be forced to go into hiding… but if I’m never seen nor heard from again, it was worth it! I regret nothing!