“I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and assume that they deserve it.”
Archive for November 13th, 2006
must… get over… myself…
November 13th, 2006
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Ever have one of those shocking realizations where you realize that someone you like was one of THOSE PEOPLE in high school? And by “those people” I mean the snotty popular people who were complete assholes to anyone who wasn’t in their upper echelons of cool? So like, do you hold a grudge on behalf [...]
Sorry, wrong number.
November 13th, 2006
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Does it strike anybody else as odd that within a day of losing my phone, I’ve got two voicemails for someone named Cam, from his mother, about dinner reservations? By the way, Cam, your mother was expecting to see you at a restaurant on Broadway last night at 5:30. I hope you made it. Also? [...]
The gift that keeps on giving
November 13th, 2006
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This weekend, I gave my roommate syphilis! Aren’t I a kind and generous soul? It was a tossup between that and gonorrhea, but syph was SO much cuter.
Scenic Route
November 13th, 2006
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My new iPod shuffle is due to arrive somewhere around Nov 16th. So far, the route it’s taking from the manufacturer in China is: Nov 10, 2006 11:32 PM – Left origin – SUZHOU CN Nov 11, 2006 1:34 PM – Arrived at FedEx location – ANCHORAGE, AK Nov 12, 2006 5:13 PM – In [...]
Bell vs. Fido
November 13th, 2006
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So, I’ve lost my phone, and I have the sneaking suspicion I ain’t getting it back. I also lost my old Fido phone at one point, so I currently have an interesting perspective on the Way it Works for both of them: When you call in to report your phone missing… – Fido immediately turns [...]