Apparently I’m impossible to satisfy. It occured to me today that I shun romance, but crave affection. Worse, I tend to attract people who dig romance, but are not overly affectionate. I need a hug. Or a puppy. Yeah, a puppy would do it. Much less annoying than other people.
Archive for September, 2006
looking like an abuse victim
September 25th, 2006
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So, 10 days after skydiving, I still have a giant ugly bruise on my arm. I wish I had a working digital camera, I would have taken daily pictures of it so you, too, could wallow in it’s splendor. Today, it’s black and yellow. I have a bumblebee bruise. Saturday evening, my sister & I [...]
It’s starting to look like an apartment!
September 24th, 2006
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Hey, we’ve lived here for 3 months, it’s high time we got it together, eh? So, I got my birthday present from my ever-so-wonderful parents today. A new desk and a new bookshelf that doubles as a room divider. I am most pleased — no more using my old dining room table as a desk! [...]
How to find…
September 22nd, 2006
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Once again, we have … weird search queries that brought people to this website! Now, with more commentary! Yeah, writing the intro to these is boring. Writing the commentary is much more fun… for me. Sucks to be you, though. démon: It’s a weird one to start with. Seriously, I haven’t got a clue how [...]
Dead Straight
September 22nd, 2006
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I meant to post this yesterday when I actually read it, but naps come first. So, better late than never. I have wonderful news about the ever so sexy Jenni. Not only does she let me touch her inappropriately, but her store (Deadly Couture in Gastown) won second place for Best Place to Buy Fetishwear. [...]
Oh Canada…
September 22nd, 2006
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Thank god I’m Canadian. I don’t agree with much of what the this blog is about — that sort of anti-porn, anti-man radical feminism is, to me, the main reason why the term “feminist” pisses me off. Still, this is bullshit: For no good reason other than “morality”, she’s denied emergency contraception after a condom [...]
Twenty Seven Years Ago Tomorrow…
September 22nd, 2006
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…my mother went into labour. Given that my birthday isn’t until next Friday, um… sorry, Mom. I’m very independent, you see. I have to do it my way. Or maybe I’m just a procrastinator.
ooh, my loins
September 20th, 2006
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it doesn’t get much better than this — Hugh Laurie (as George, the Prince of Wales) and John Malkovich (as the Vicomte Sébastien de Valmont) in one place? Yum. Something about men in really silly period costumes does it for me. Or maybe it’s just these two particular men. And heck, throwing Annie Lennox into [...]
Best Sentence Ever
September 20th, 2006
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Grammatically correct, and actually means something. No doubt about it, this is the best sentence ever. Link courtesy of Rog
How it should have ended
September 20th, 2006
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I am thoroughly in love with this site. Ever watched a movie and thought “But… but… why didn’t you just [insert really obvious answer here]?” Then this is the site for you!