Well, I’m 27 now. So far… doesn’t seem too different. I suppose technically I have until about 4:30 am or so. Maybe it’ll change then? I like birthdays. Update: Nope, still no change. Oh, except my sex drive may be coming back. Excellent, I can continue to work to hold my title of “sluttiest girl [...]
Archive for September, 2006
Now I get it
September 28th, 2006
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I never understood peoples obsession over their hairstylist. Seriously, it’s just a haircut, right? Some suck, some don’t… but there’s no need to get attached to one person? Obviously, hair-monogamy is not my thing. Until now. I’ve had my hair cut twice by the wonderful Jo, she with incredible charm. She evidently works at a [...]
Older, but not old.
September 28th, 2006
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In honor of la birthday tomorrow… 25 signs that, sadly, you’ve grown up. (I protest. 27 is NOT a grownup yet.) 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. Hah! See? I can’t keep plants alive to save my life. I have no plants. Smokable or not. 2. Having sex [...]
Whore Wars
September 27th, 2006
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So, Jenn & I were recently arguing over who is seen as the bigger slut. I thought it odd that having been celibate for the last little while, I still had a much worse reputation than she did. However, she thinks that her reputation is worse. So, in the name of science, I pose the [...]
Dark. Clever.
September 27th, 2006
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I’ll never look at an M&M the same way… So far, I’ve got 35 39 40/50. What the hell is the fish for? Damnit. Pirahna! Of course. Now… the M&M dressed like a woman? Hrm… Update: Ok, I’m up to 40. Now I’ve started searching the internet for clues. I don’t think I’ve SEEN any [...]
Redux…
September 27th, 2006
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Second morning in a row that I have no hot water. Who wants to guess how pissed off I am? Apparently they got it fixed last night. It did indeed work, there was hot water for all! But this morning, I go to take my shower, and not a damn thing. I’m livid. This now [...]
somebodies in hot water…
September 26th, 2006
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…and it ain’t me. You know, I get that older buildings have weird quirks, but 12 hours of no hot water is a REALLY CRAPPY QUIRK.
Expedit
September 25th, 2006
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So, I opened the boxes containing my awesome new bookshelf with a small amount of trepidation… not only had Jenn expressed terror at how bad it was when she put HERS together, but I found reviews like this. So, I was a bit nervous, to say the least. But no fear! I apparently have much [...]
so damn tired.
September 25th, 2006
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Hypersomnia is characterized by recurrent episodes of excessive daytime sleepiness or prolonged nighttime sleep. Different from feeling tired due to lack of or interrupted sleep at night, persons with hypersomnia are compelled to nap repeatedly during the day, often at inappropriate times such as at work, during a meal, or in conversation. These daytime naps [...]
A little hanky panky…
September 25th, 2006
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This is in no way safe for work. Full nudity! Attractive woman! Scary, scary, scary! Meet Ursula Martinez. Funny as hell, and she never says a word. (See Ursula’s website here)