life, the universe, and donna

I have a terrible cramp in my back that is either caused by slouching, or PMS. I haven’t had PMS in so long that I can’t quite remember what it feels like (I know, me and my “I don’t have a menstrual cycle” uterus can just shut right up…), but I think this is pretty [...]

For those of you who go shopping on Boxing Day…. jesus, what’s wrong with you? And you call ME a pervert.

Create army of robots that look like this, based on these. Everybody needs an army of knitted robots.

An update to the Christmas Love, since I went to my dads place on Monday to do that gift exchange. My stepmother was ecstatic with the new scarf (that matches the hat I made for her last year, in blue boa yarn) and my brother was happy to receive “From Russia with Love”, for Gamecube. [...]

Merry Christmas! So, how was it? For me… a good combination of very very good, and very very bad. Started off wonderfully — especially when my gift from my parents was two prepaid tires at Burnaby Kawasaki! Now to take the bike in and get ‘em put on. Wahoo! No more sliding in the rain! [...]

…that our snow this year was a bit of nature’s premature ejaculation? I was hoping for a white christmas.

From our favorite clown… Have a merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a kwaazy Kwanza, a tip-top Tet, …and a solemn, dignified, Ramadan.

I think one of the reasons I wear my hair spikey on top is to make me seem taller. Is that weird? Okay, I know it’s weird. But still. The right amount of spike can add an extra inch without any trouble at all!

Sometimes, I am far, far too responsible. I know, you’re all thinking that I’ve been sniffing too much glue while handmaking christmas cards. True, but besides the point. Still, what I really want to do is up and leave. Forever. Just go away and never be seen nor heard from again. No warning, just fuck [...]

You know how Canadian contests have that skill testing question at the end? And how they’re all really easy, like “10×12+32-8″? Do you ever get nervous and think that you’ve answered it incorrectly?