life, the universe, and donna

Wearing silver sparkles as eyeliner when you are also a glasses wearer has the distracting effect of creating little sparkly reflections. It’s … very, very weird. On the upside, it’s New Years Eve! I won’t be drinking much — still smarting from my birthday, thanks — but I do have some sparkling wine for midnight. [...]

from cuteoverload.com – the cuteness must continue!

Did you keep your New Year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year? My new years resolution was to get the chick next door pregnant. I am not a father yet (nor are there any impending births), so obviously this failed. Let’s try again: In the year 2006 I resolve to: To wrestle [...]

Everyone important reads my site, right? Well, here’s hoping. My voicemail lies.

Attention Albertans! If you live near Jasper and I can make use of you, please let me know. I promise, it’s reasonably easy and doesn’t involve any Donna’s showing up on your doorstep. Just a fun little shopping venture.

Bitch long enough, sound extremely sad & disappointed that you’ve been lied to (I was), and things happen! My loan is updated with much, much less hassle than I was expecting. Woooo!

Changing details of your loan should NOT be this difficult. More importantly, they shouldn’t bloody well lie to me and say “Oh yes, all you have to do is get your cosigner to call, and we can fix everything right up. Or, we can call her via a three-way conversation and do it right now.” [...]

You know, I don’t mind the rain. This is good, living in Vancouver. (Living in Vancouver is like dating the most beautiful woman in the world… who always has a cold.) However, what I dislike is sitting around with wet clothes on. I’m soaking wet from the knees down, and I’ve been here for over [...]

I’m bored. I haven’t been bored in… months. Honestly, I can’t remember the last time I was bored. There are things I could be doing (cleaning out the livingroom, cleaning the ferret cage, throwing the cats out the window and whatnot…) but I don’t really feel like it, and I don’t really have to. I [...]

I see all sorts of people buying hands free items — hands free phones, hands free headsets, hands free cells… yaddy yaddy. I want a hands free book. I’ve been looking at various book holders on the market, but don’t know which one will work the best, although I think this one looks cool. Any [...]